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Nobody's Burfict

Nobody’s Burfict

It is no secret that the NCAA has been cracking the whip this offseason, sanctioning, suspending, and slamming any programs or individuals they can get their hands on. From Jim Tressel to the Fiesta Bowl, nobody has been safe from the NCAA and their new mentality of all-out punishment. While the NCAA is doing all...
Top 10 reasons to watch the NHL playoffs (even if you don't like hockey)

Top 10 reasons to watch the NHL playoffs (even if you don’t like hockey)

The players are super based: Whether it be a goal celebration (i.e. Andrew Ference flipping a digit to 20,000 people) or just assaulting an opponent, these players do whatever the hell they want to on the ice. The fans go all out: Nothing else is happening in Montreal, Detroit, Nashville, Vancouver or Buffalo, and when...
The Big Least

The Big Least

The Big East has been ruling college basketball like the SEC rules college football. Cable TV forces me to watch the exact same Big East teams over and over again. I have seen more UConn or Pitt games this year than Pac 10 games…and I live in California. ESPN analysts worship Big East teams like...
Top 5 Most Likely First Round Upsets

Top 5 Most Likely First Round Upsets

The key to a solid bracket is nailing those first round upsets. If you are having trouble, here are five games where the underdog could come out victorious. 1.  #13 Oakland over #4 Texas: Oakland has played four ranked teams this year and beat Tennessee when they were #7. They have also scored over 100...
5 Teams That Will Bust Your Bracket

5 Teams That Will Bust Your Bracket

TEXAS: If there is one team that is primed to under perform come tourney time, there is no doubt that team is Texas. Nobody should be able to trust a team that blew a 22-point lead against Colorado and shoots 64% from the line. Even though they made the finals of their conference tournament, they...
Coach attributes success to great team chemistry

Coach attributes success to great team chemistry

69% of NBA highlights against Pacers

69% of NBA highlights against Pacers

The Wet Jimmer Fredette

The Wet Jimmer Fredette

At this point, even the casual college basketball fan should know who Jimmer Fredette is. On Wednesday night, in the biggest basketball game in Mountain West history, Jimmer led #9 BYU to a 71-58 upset over the San Diego St. Aztecs, ranked #4 in the nation. With dozens of NBA scouts watching Jimmer dropped 43...

Offensive Mastermind Demetry James Being Courted by NFL teams

While Jim Harbaugh made headlines by leaving Stanford to coach the San Francisco 49ers, the biggest off-season hiring may come when Demetry James, Youtube celebrity and Madden mastermind, announces his coaching intentions for the 2011 NFL season. Although there are rumors that he may sign with the Seattle Seahawks, Philadelphia Eagles, and Minnesota Vikings, it...
Rapper Mike Jones Contemplates Name Change

Rapper Mike Jones Contemplates Name Change

Houston native and rapper Mike Jones says he is now serious about changing his name unless he gets the respect he feels he deserves. “At first I was fine with people not really knowing who I was, but when entire audiences at my concerts kept asking ‘Who?’ over and over again, I knew something was...
Atlanta Braves sign Gucci Mane to 5 year contract

Atlanta Braves sign Gucci Mane to 5 year contract

Top 10 College Basketball Uniforms

Top 10 College Basketball Uniforms

Cincinnati Bearcats: Perfect color scheme, nothing is more intimidating than black and red. Add some sweet claw marks and cool fonts and you have the perfect uniform.